It's Potty Time!
In a perfect world this potty chart would be full of stickers celebrating my daughter urinating in a plastic potty that sings.
What song does it sing? Well I have no idea because as you can see this potty chart is empty. Not one sticker. Not one drop of urine in that darn potty.
And she mocks me. Every time she follows me into the bathroom (because why should I have a moments peace), she points to the chart, smiles and says "get sticker, get a surprise!" And every time I explain to her that she is leaving out one very important piece of information, which is that I AM SICK OF PAYING FOR DIAPERS & PEOPLE ASKING ME IF SHE'S TRAINED YET. GO ON THE FLIPPIN POTTY ALREADY! THEN YOU "GET STICKERS, GET SURPRISE"!
Tip to other mothers of toddlers: This method does not work.
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1 comments:
You're not alone. My son loves wearing the special new underwear, doesn't love peeing (or anything else) in the toilet. And he mocks me too ("first you eat, then you pee" which is great if you aren't peeing as you eat)
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